You’ve spoken and we’ve listened.
Don’t have enough God in your life? Feeling like something is missing? Well now’s your chance to get a double dose of the Almighty with Pirromount’s “Blasphemy Special.” This special offer includes The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head: a one of a kind rare toy that actually answers your prayers with 100 random phrases; and a DVD of the 2009 feature length comedy movie it was featured in, “The God Complex.” The God Complex is the only movie in the world that depicts the events written in the Bible with precise accuracy (of course, that makes God come across as a complete asshole, but truth is stranger than crucifixion). Buy these items together in this Blasphemy Special and save on both!! $34.95 buys you answers to all the prayers you can stand!
Separately, they are quite amusing to have; but together, they are a magical experience. Order them in this package deal that you will find nowhere else but here at Pirromount (ok, and maybe Ebay now and then). The Jesus head also comes with a comical instruction manual and coupons to get out of hell free and dinner with God himself. Click here to buy these cool items. Support satire, indie comedy and most importantly, rational thinking as you take these out during your Christmas parties. They also make great office party gifts and stocking stuffers.