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TWO OF PIRROMOUNT’S BEST – in a two-disk combo set.
A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK and THE GOD COMPLEX
Get them together and save.
A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK (1983)
“A Polish Vampire in Burbank” is the story of a poor unfortunate vampire named Dupah (Mark Pirro) who has never bitten anybody in his life, because he always felt his fangs were too small. For years he would sit at home in a large castle in the hills of Burbank and drink leftover blood with a straw from a ziplock baggie. One day, his father (Hugh O. Fields), kicks him out of the house exclaiming that “I’ve been the blood winner long enough….” Dupah then goes on a reluctant quest for blood with the help of his sister, Yvonne (Marya Gant), and the skeletal remains of his long-deceased brother, Sphincter (Eddie Deezen).
In his travels, he encounters Delores Lane (Lori Sutton), an instructress at a local health club who just happens to have a mad passion for vampire movies. At first, Dupah targets her as his first victim, until he starts to fall for her and doesn’t want to lose her respect by biting her. This truly is a vampire film in a different vein.
THE GOD COMPLEX I2009)
Meet Almighty God, or as he’s known to his friends, Alan Marty God. He’s short, bald, fat, and wears a bowling shirt. All he’s ever wanted was to create a little world, get some love and respect, and have a hot girlfriend. This film follows God from his genesis ‘in the beginning,’ to contemporary times, where he works as a mild-mannered manufacturer for a great metropolitan toy company. In addition to God, you’ll meet Adam and Eve (and Pete); Noah and his wife, Yessah; Moses and the burning bush; Abraham and his son Isaac (the first case of child abuse); and of course, Jesus – God’s unwanted child. This film pulls no punches as you discover that God may have been the world’s first sociopath. The film stars Gust Alexander, Ted Nichelson, Lauren Baldwin, and Dennis Kinard. Hold on to your logic, this is not your father’s “Greatest Story Ever Told.”
