submissive jesus

These are a series of commercials produced for “The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head.” Yes, this is a real product, available here. The toy works somewhat like the “Magic 8 Ball,” but much more interactive. You say a prayer asking Submissive Jesus for whatever your heart desires. Then you have to gently twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer your prayer with one of 100 random phrases. Now, all the power of God is in your hands. You can order your own Submissive Jesus head by clicking here.

Submissive Jesus Commercials (note: in the first two commercials, the Submissive Jesus was a prototype before the actual product was made).

Submissive Jesus – The one minute coming
Submissive Jesus – Let the Gods Decide
Submissive Jesus and the Lawyer
Submissive Jesus and the Babes

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