Submissive Jesus toy and box
Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering talking Head comes with dinner coupon for you and God, and a get out of Hell free coupon, as well as a 26 page instructional manual (so you can pray correctly).

Just in time for the celebration of Easter, the day that Jesus comes down from Heaven, looks for his shadow and hides eggs for the children, we will be offering our miraculous toy: The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head for $19.95.  The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head will answer all your prayers with the twist of his crown of thorns.  Just pray for whatever you want, twist the crown, and The Submissive Jesus will respond with one of 100 random phrases.  This toy was featured in our 2009 feature comedy, “The God Complex,” and is guaranteed to make you smile a lot as your prayers are magically answered.  You can order your Submissive Jesus by clicking here.  You can also see the Submissive Jesus in action by clicking here.  Don’t let this miracle pass you by.

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