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These are a series of commercials produced for “The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head.” Yes, this is a real product, available here. The toy works somewhat like the “Magic 8 Ball,” but much more interactive. You say a prayer asking Submissive Jesus for whatever your heart desires. Then you have to gently twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer your prayer with one of 100 random phrases. Now, all the power of God is in your hands. You can order your own Submissive Jesus head by clicking here.

SUBMISSIVE JESUS AND THE TWO SECOND COMING

SUBMISSIVE JESUS AND THE JOB INTERVIEW

SUBMISSIVE JESUS AND THE HEAD OF THE CLASS

SUBMISSIVE JESUS AND THE GODS DECIDE

SUBMISSIVE JESUS AND THE LAWYER

SUBMISSIVE JESUS AND THE BABES



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Mark Pirro is the Owner of Pirromount Studios.
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