On July 10th, 2015, the Submissive Jesus married his long time partner and prophet, Mohahappy. It was a lovely ceremony attended by many deities and prophets from around the universe. In attendance were Allah, Zeus, Apollo, Aron Ra, Horus, Joseph Smith, L. Ron Hubbard, Genisha, and even Zenu from the Thetan Galaxy. Unfortunately, Jehovah was not in attendance. This was expected since it was common knowledge that he and his son haven’t spoken since Jesus ran away to move in with Mohahappy centuries ago. However, Johovah’s third wife, Penelope, was in attendance, although she was in disguise, and went virtually unnoticed by the crowd.
After the wedding, the happy couple left for their Niagara Falls honeymoon. They are going under an assumed name to avoid the paparazzi. Just between you and me, they’re using the name Mr. and Mrs. Iscariot. I sense some hostility there on someone’s part.
Anyway, click below and enjoy the highlights from this historic event.
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